Wednesday, September 21, 2011

"Loose Lips"

Adam Hammer’s “Loose Lips”

- The Best Team Evah continues to fall. The Red Sox are now just two up in the AL Wild Card and 4.5 back in the AL East. Hope springs up this week. With a double header Monday and a game on Tuesday, the Red Sox will pitch Kyle Weiland, John Lackey and Erik Bedard!

- Mariano Rivera has passed Trevor Hoffman on the All-Time Saves list at 602, becoming #1. Shortly after the Colorado police have called Mo to see if he can close the case on Who Killed Jon Benet Ramsey!

- The Twins shut down Justin Morneau and Tsuyoshi Nishioka for the remainder of the season. Meanwhile, the rest of the American League has shut down the Twins since July.

- Bronson Arroyo has allowed 44 home runs this season, putting him at 5th place All-Time. Creed has put in a call to Bronson, asking him to stop releasing covers of their songs.

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